Name Telephone Function
The Bo$$ (to be reached through his secretary) Our gracious leader, informed, well-spoken, judicious, He Who Guides, Strong Arm of the Business, Offender of the Faithful, Protractor of the Useless, mystical, mythical, arcane, may his working days be long and his wealth increase
Dr. Markbrand ++46.32.191883 Customer Care Server
'Manuel' ++.89.23844.37222 Cousin of Pedro
'Pedro' ++.89.23844.37221 Cousin of Manuel
Helly Marshdown 525.9910 Incompatibility Manager
The Archimandrite 914-20339 Religious leader, competitor of The Primate
The Primate 915-20339 Religious leader, competitor of The Archimandrite
Lord Faintheart 1904 Chairman of the Vague Board
Maxwell 8838 (home) or 7402 (mistress) Co-worker
John Street 8302 Snooker referee
Dr. Grävestein 0 Fruitologist
Ms. T. secret Senior Capital Venturer
Augustus 2714 Dead Roman Emperor
Claude 4154 Claims to be a dead Roman Emperor.
Mohammed al-Jawri to be ascertained Currently asleep, function to be determined onWakeup
flock of geese Can be reached through The Capitol, Rome Security
Kiwulu Asampa Doesn't have one
(religous reasons)
He's the guy sitting on the ground in the disused office on the fifth floor
Albert Einstein 194024205 Inventor of relations
Ernst Schrödinger 234239420 Inventor of cat abuse
Niels Bohr 3948234 Inventor of the dice
Sir Isaac Newton q14892048 Inventor of the apple
Steve Jobs 03948-3 Inventor of the Apple
Mongo none Pawn in game of life